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|"Ah, but is not the truly witty man he who has the least wit of all?"
-Author OSCAR WILDE, in one of his less nimble moments
|"Well, it won everything else..."
-PETER JACKSON, running The Lord of the Rings as a Democratic candidate
|"It's the stupid economy."
-BILL CLINTON, on Bush's stabilizing popularity and the apparent end to the recession in late 2003
|"Lousy unoriginal Neo punk. Why didn't he just go all out and get the stigmata too?"
|"A man, a plan, a ca-TAFT FAT!!-a canal, Panama!"
-LESSER-KNOWN PALINDROME of the Roosevelt era
|"I did it!"
-Yankees fan JOE ZIROLI, on his team's victory
|"It's a bird... it's Superman... it's a PLANE!"
-UNITED's new advertising slogan
|"What is this? Woodstock gets to be named after an awesome rock
festival. And what am I? An adjective."
-SNOOPY, in a complaint to Charles Schulz
|"Struggling corporations need a helper, not a handout. Let's give the money to faith-based organizations who can make sure that we leave no company behind."
-President GEORGE W. BUSH, unveiling his new plan for faith-based corporate welfare
|"September 11 wasn't entirely Bush's fault. It was also Al Qaeda's."
|"You know, everyone gives him crap about his offensive lyrics, but what they don't understand about Eminem is it's just all about the music."
-Eminem fan JUSTIN JOHNSON, on the various clinks and beeps interjected into Eminemís recordings during mixing
|"We realized that a corporation this large would disrupt the gravitational balance keeping Earth in
orbit and catapult us into the sun."
-MICHAEL EISNER, CEO of Disney, on the decision not to merge with Comcast
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