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|"Wait... dude. Are we rioting because we won or because we lost?"
-Confused sports fan EVAN CALLAHAN
|"Every Saga Has A Beginning
But The Next Part Will Be Better, We Promise"
-Tagline for Star Wars, Episode II
|"No - see, I'm on this no-carb diet, so if this were the body of Christ,
then I could eat it."
-Catholic KEVIN SWEENEY, explaining his request that his priest bless fifteen loaves of bread
|"If you support world peace, I think it's fair to say that our religion
is where it's at right now."
-Jews for Mohammed Spokesperson SAHIR AL-OMAROWITZ
Yes, I am writing a letter, and no, dang it, I don't want your help!"
-Microsoft Word user CHARLIE SAMSON in a moment of frustration
|"I demand a recount!"
-A joke YOU could make anytime anyone counts anything. Please don't.
|"You know, everyone gives him crap about his offensive lyrics, but what they don't understand about Eminem is it's just all about the music."
-Eminem fan JUSTIN JOHNSON, on the various clinks and beeps interjected into Eminemís recordings during mixing
|"Hey, plug that back in! It's still alive!"
-JEB BUSH, when his wife unplugged a TV set that had been nonfunctional for 13 years
|"Excuse me, but can you give me the time?"
-HOLDEN CAULFIELD's favorite pick-up line
|"We realized that a corporation this large would disrupt the gravitational balance keeping Earth in
orbit and catapult us into the sun."
-MICHAEL EISNER, CEO of Disney, on the decision not to merge with Comcast
|"Where do you think the party gets its Green?"
-AL GORE, speculating that Republicans are paying Nader to run again
|"... one nation, under God, or gods, or no god, or Goddess, or possibly Satan, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all."
-new version of the PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE
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