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|"We've had some trouble with converting French francs; a lot of them just burst into flame rather than mingle with euros."
-European Central Bank President WILLEM F. DUISENBERG
|"Now we're going to cut to the Chevrolet Rabbit Cam... I think that if
you look closely you'll be able to see Allen Iverson's foot pass by."
-MARV ALBERT, introducing a useful new camera angle to the NBA playoffs
|"Dear Diary: 12 people read you yesterday, and some even gave comments! I'm so embarrassed - this
-Blogger ERIN MATTHEWS, not quite getting the point
|"I invented the Internets."
-GEORGE W. BUSH
|"On the other hand, if I just publish my shopping lists for the last
decade, my expected profits drop to... $800 billion."
-Author J. K. ROWLING, considering the plot of her next Harry Potter book
|"Yeah... we told Rumsfeld that if we get a royal flush, we get to invade
-GEORGE W. BUSH, on the Iraqi most-wanted playing cards
|"You know what you have in common with the proletariat? You’re revolting!"
-Social theorist KARL MARX, during a confrontation in a bar
|"Just when you thought you would never get to see that spinning-camera
-Excerpt from an ad for The Matrix Reloaded
|"I think we're going to get a favorable decision. After all, expulsion from Paradise is no small matter, and to be perfectly honest, she started it."
-Lawyer ALAN DERSHOWITZ, on the class-action suit brought by his client, Man, against Woman. The suit accuses Woman of original sin and seeks $35 trillion in compensatory damages.
|"Actually, we named our company for the amount of money we expected to get from our IPO."
-SERGEY BRIN and LARRY PAGE, founders of Google
|"WE FOUND WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION!!!! They're in Libya."
-GEORGE W. BUSH
|"Merrill Lynch and Morgan Stanley engaged in questionable practices? Oh
no, what if that hurts people's faith in big business?"
-Consumer CHARLENE FOSTER
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