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|"Yo' momma is so fat that I had sex with her four times last
night... wait... I mean when I was having sex with her she weighed
so much... crap."
-A momma joke gone horribly awry
|"We're going to make the Grinch come alive. The greed, the contempt for simple pleasures, the obsession with material wealth -- we're going to make it all seem almost real."
-Studio executive TODD HALLOWELL, explaining why How The Grinch Stole Christmas will be a box office blockbuster
|"As a publicity stunt this is an absolute failure."
-ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER, on the decline in his media profile since he became a public servant
|"I just feel horrible about not getting in my absentee ballot... what if
I could have been the deciding vote?"
-Iraqi study-abroad student AHMED AL-MOHAMMED
|"Thou Shalt Not Display The Ten Commandments."
-Upcoming SUPREME COURT ruling
|"One of our top concerns right now is the declining use of the word
'cowabunga' in recent years. Unless we take action, studies indicate
it will be gone by 2020."
-OTIS P. MILLICAN III, of the Institute for the Preservation of the English Language
|"What is this? Woodstock gets to be named after an awesome rock
festival. And what am I? An adjective."
-SNOOPY, in a complaint to Charles Schulz
|"Pepsi ran a commercial with Britney Spears! From now on, I'll make sure I drink Pepsi instead of Coke."
|"Wow, this is a much easier way to find myself!"
-HENRY DAVID THOREAU, on discovering Google
|"You will not see that which approaches you if you fail to look in its direction."
|"Yes, it's a tough job, but after Saddam was caught, someone had to take over as the enemy of
|"Well, I kind of understand. Mickey’s become less popular and recognized than Joe Camel, and I think he was just trying to reenter the 'in' crowd."
-MINNIE MOUSE, commenting on her husband’s having recently taken up smoking
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