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Modest Proposal

SWIFT realizes that today's problems are complicated, and do not easily lend themselves to solutions--at least where normal minds are involved.. But our writing staff is uncannily brilliant, so much so that we frankly find figuring out how to mend society almost trivial. Each issue, therefore, we take on the challenge of solving not one but two of society's pressing issues. Click below to see ideas that make all the other "intellectuals" in the world kick themselves.

Modest Proposal #3

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Modest Proposal #2

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Modest Proposal #1

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