Swift Magazine presents ...

Guess What You've Gotten Into!: An educational puzzle game


  1. Guess which seven of the following fourteen quotes have truly been spoken by George W. Bush. Seven are real, we promise!
  2. Cry for your country.
  3. Click "Submit" to see how many you got right!

QuoteDid he really say it?
Yale was very difficult to learn.Yes No
The important issue is whether America will dig itself a ditch, or climb up a new hole.Yes No
I feel confident that I have enough money to afford this election.Yes No
The most important job is not to be governor, or first lady in my case.Yes No
I understand small business growth. I was one.Yes No
The important question is, How many hands have I shaked?Yes No
Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?Yes No
America's government has become bloated, and it needs a dose of moral fiber.Yes No
If you're sick and tired of the politics of cynicism and polls and principles, come join this campaign.Yes No
As far as Cuba goes, while I feel a great deal of compassion for Cubanians, it is important to have standards for who can immigrate here.Yes No
I think we need not only to eliminate the tollbooth to the middle class, I think we should knock down the tollbooth.Yes No
I've not inhaled cocaine in the last five to ten years, or ever.Yes No
The administration I'll bring is a group of men and women who are focused on what's best for America, honest men and women, decent men and women, women who will see service to our country as a great privilege and who will not stain the house.Yes No
I understand that there must be a balance of power in this nation, but at the same time, it's important to uphold the values of morality, and sometimes those balance heavier than other considerations.Yes No